Schrodinger’s slug

Someone who resorts to using easy / overused comebacks because they're too slow to come up with an original one on the spot. Some of which include:

"Cry about it"
"Stay mad"
"Cope"
"Snowflake"
"No one asked"
"Ratio"

Guy 1: "You know you can't end racism by creating a petition on Change.org, right?"
Guy 2: *in head* "shit, i can't think of anything. what do i do..."
Guy 2: "Cope. xD"
Guy 1: "Same insult again? Man, you really are Schrodinger’s slug."

by MinkleMic July 27, 2021

Cum Slug

When you shoot out a long thick piece of cum after ejaculating

Her: Cum on back
Me: ok
Her: something thick is on my back…
Me: Uh oh, Cum Slug!

by PapiZapotec June 02, 2024

Cum Slug

To ejaculate a long, thick and solid stream of cum, similar to a slug

Her: cum on my back
Me: *cums*
Her: something feels heavy

Me: Uh oh, Cum Slug!

by PapiZapotec June 02, 2024

Cum Slug

A used condom, tied off at the base, often found languishing on beaches, near lay-by's, or in the side streets of most major towns and cities.

Oh my fucking god, I just stepped on a cum slug

by 2dicksnadog April 20, 2024

Slug Tunnel

Blowing ones nose onto the butthole of another and using the snot as lube

Took my girl to Olive Garden last night but forgot lube, luckily I had the flu so we could Slug Tunnel in the bathroom before our food arrived.

by Dimpus Gallenger July 31, 2021

Guttural Slug

A Metal Band which it's music resembles the sound of my asshole after having a bad curry.

Person 1: Are you taking a dump in there?
Person 2: No, I'm having a shower and listening to Guttural Slug
Person 1: Ok......

by UltimateDoge March 21, 2023

guttural slug

a shitty metal band that has awful lyrics but good drums and the members are nice

“hey have you heard of guttural slug?”
“of course! who hasn’t? they suck ass though”

by miukiiieeeiei November 21, 2021