luke mclennan

A Luke Mclennan often as a bigfoot hairy penis.
It often dies in it's 20's as it cannot find a mate, and will wither without any sex.

Pedo 1: Hey! That guy looks like a virgin!

Pedo 2: Let's rape him!
Pedo 1: Nah, he looks like a Luke Mclennan.

by DickSucker789 February 9, 2015

Luke Hemmings

A very hot guy from the band "5 Seconds Of Summer" or "5sos." He has blonde hair and blue eyes and is the lead singer of the band. Luke used to be very shy, but ever since getting used to the fame and dating Arzaylea, he's just not the same. According to Luke's past two girlfriends... he likes girls with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a great personality and is very kind to fans. He's also very kind to his band mates if not joking around with them.

1)have you heard of Luke Hemmings?!
omg yessss he is so hot
I know right!
I want to meet him so bad
same

2) omg I met Luke Hemmings he was sooo sweet
luckyyyyy he seems so nice i just want to hug him and never let go
i wish I didn't have to

by penguins07 August 10, 2016

Luke Gallo

Massive fuckboy, thinks he’s popular, but no one really likes him. He’s literally had 13 girlfriends, not a single one hot.

Luke Gallo has no friends.

by Stro62305 September 26, 2018

Luke's Mom

Luke's Mom - noun - 1. A female that fornicates with anyone for meager wages, a case of Old Milwaukee, or a carton of Newports. 2. Human receptacle of semen, urine, or the occasional fecal matter.

That bitch was totally a Luke's mom.

by nw968 January 8, 2012

Luke Skywalking

Getting a handjob while riding on a roller coaster where your feet dangle. When you are climaxing, kicking your legs furiously as if you were walking on the sky.

Man, were you scared on that ride, your legs were kicking all over the place?

No way bro, Kelly gave me a quick handie, I was Luke Skywalking.

by sanfred December 17, 2010

Luke Mills

A gay furry that likes backrubs and playing Fortnite with his homies/furfags

Luke Mills: My house is a beauty, taaaa taaaaaa taaaaaaaaa
Literally everyone else: Ok luke mills

by LukeMills2004 December 31, 2019

Luke Parry

A luke Parry if done right, is when you are having sex, you place the person on the ground on their chest. Next you do a backflip and try to pin point it perfect to end up analing the person.

Ross hurt is penis doing a Luke Parry with his wife.

by pussy cruncher August 29, 2011