Tempexspect

Tempexspect
noun /ˈtɛm.pɛk.spɛkt/
A measurable unit of time representing one hour during which digested food or stool remains inside the gastrointestinal tract, counted from the last bowel movement until the next.
Used to describe duration of internal retention, not the medical condition itself.

“I’m at 72 tempexspects since my last reset.”
Forms & Related Terms
Tempexspects (plural noun)
Multiple hours of retention.
“That meal’s been sitting at 48 tempexspects.”
Tempexspectation (noun)
The ongoing state or process of accumulating tempexspects.
“I’m currently in tempexspectation.”
Tempexspectated (adjective / past participle)
Having accumulated a notable amount of tempexspects.
“This food mass is heavily tempexspectated.”
Tempexspecting (verb, present participle)
The act of continuing to accumulate tempexspects.
“I’ve been tempexspecting since Dec 31.”
Tempexspect count (noun)
The numerical total of tempexspects accumulated.
“My tempexspect count reset last night.”

by Dakotumt5410 January 3, 2026

Tempel Ov Set

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Tempel Ov Set o9a muslim like group

by Vourp5eudonym January 12, 2026

christian temple

tall young man with nice facial hair

hmmm girl NOBODY can shave a christian temple

by jasmine shelton March 24, 2005

Lawrence Temple

A mixed drink containing Sugar-free Red Bull, Vodka, and a splash of grenadine.

Bartender, a Lawrence Temple please?

by Gingerlawstudent July 13, 2010

Tea Temper

The result of insulting a wealthy English person into the upper class equivalent of a psychopathic rage; specifically, shaking so much that they spill their tea.

Not to be confused with talentless "musician" Tempah T.

David Cameron is owed a Tea Temper, all over his trust funded crotch.

by AndyTheRoo May 14, 2011

brown tempest

The act of diarrheaing on an other's face.
Mainly done after several days of constipation after several days of eating mexican (brown) food - when you know a storm is coming.

Last night, finally, after FIVE days - Brian gave me a brown tempest. It was sick.

by Cinderella Scatface May 24, 2011

Tribal Temple

Where the group of males and females gather in a tribal formation and proceed with sexual rituals.

"There is not an equal pairing of couples, would you prefer to tribal temple instead?"

by leotard13569 September 26, 2012