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Technoblade

Technoblade is unfunny
by GayPersonWithNoLife June 30, 2022
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techno

get a techno beat + hippie lyrics = Technippie.
Wow, dude did you hear that sound? That was so technippie!
by Lizzie February 14, 2004
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Technoblade Fan

Annoying ass technoblade fans
They are same as dream fans

Do not be a serious technoblade fan, or you will end up a noob. Instead just be a normal fan
bro technoblade fans are annoying asf they're just like dream stans
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Technoblade Fan

Same as Dream fans they are just annoying. They think because they put on technoblade's skin they're all the sudden the best.
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Techmoan

The term refers to the noise patterns produced by electronic equipment resulted from it's operation or function. Techmoan is a blend of "technology" and "moan" (to emit a moan-like sound) and is used to describe the acoustic aspects of modern electronic devices. Techmoans can vary widely in intensity, frequency, and character, depending on the specific technology in use. These sounds often stem from various components within the device, such as fans, hard drives, motors, or electrical circuits.
"The vintage arcade machine emitted nostalgic techmoans as it brought classic games to life, the sound a reminder of the gaming past."

"In the data center, the relentless techmoan of servers filled the room, with each server's hard drive contributing its own distinct rhythm."

"The techmoan of a 3D printer crafting the new design added an artistic touch to the otherwise silent workshop."
by crownermorr October 22, 2023
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technobollox

Completely inaccurate drivel relating to technology or something of a technical nature, which is spouted by someone who either doesn't completely understand the subject they're talking about, or has heard a few key buzzwords and gone off on a spasmodic frenzy of scaremongering and sensationalisation. Quite commonly encountered in professions such as IT, Engineering, etc. People who actually understand and work with the technology being discussed can spot technobollox a mile away, and will often thwart and ridicule the perpetrator by introducing real facts to the discussion.
Sadly this doesn't prevent technophobes from being sucked in and their ignorance increased by this menace.
Person A: "Some guy at that management seminar told our CEO that BlackBerry devices can calculate next week's lottery numbers, now he wants one!"
Person B: "What?! he's talking technobollox again!"

Technobollox victim: "Don't install that 'Windows XP', my friend told me that it will steal all your data, kick your dog, and send your bank account details to Micro$oft!!!!!!"
Engineer: "That is complete and utter technobollox"
by Ciarán_ July 15, 2008
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techno tangle

when all of your technological wires get tangled up (iPod Chargers/headphones, memory sticks, cellphone, computer chargers)
all together a bad thing
Kali: are you ready to go?

Bob: no i have to get this techno tangle out of my pocket, too many damn chargers
by princess keti June 1, 2007
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