Stud mcMuffin

When u see a large tempting male that exceeds 250

While at a weight watchers meeting I saw a stud mcmuffin

by Thefunkpolice November 4, 2014

Student Services

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.

First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"

by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015

stud muffinette

A Stud Muffinette is the female version of a Stud Muffin she is surprising in every way and is very accommodating

She is a right Stud Muffinette

by Essexmanuk September 15, 2016

Student

A term for Broke/Poor/Got no money bro.

feeds on noodles and 80p chewits (see poor person)

when given money, it is often spent on alcohol and 50p notepads

(refer to broke bruh-oak)

"Can I have £10 for Gas?"
"I'm Sorry, I'm a Student"

by studentpotnoodle May 21, 2016

Stud Muffin

A stud Muffin is someone who is a ripped dude at the gym who gets all the Pu$$y and gets laid like a chicken does eggs, 24/7. He is that one guy who has been liked throughout his whole school career and does more weight lifting and getting the ladies than actual homework, he is the STUD MUFFIN.

"Have you seen Brad lately? What a Stud Muffin, He is getting huge! Almost as big as his ego"

by SUBIBRO July 23, 2017

studententien

Het (minimale) werk dat geleverd wordt om zo de vereiste studiepunten te halen voor een vak.

Equivalent: 5,5

A: Ik heb een studententien gehaald!
B: 5,5?
A: Jup

by Disco-pogo June 19, 2017

Student-fu

The act of studying and being a good student, while living on ramen noodles.

I have tons of homework to do.
Time to activate my student-fu.

by The Geeky Gangsta October 2, 2017