Spam Dagger

When you send Pam to the shops for some fags, bog roll and spam. When you get it you make a spam dagger and force feed it to the cat until it shits on your mums bed
"The cats shat the spam dagger all over mums bed.. Lets blame Andy"
by Bryoan February 18, 2012
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spam scam

A replacement of ground pig entrails and body parts with the entrails and body parts of a domesticated farm animal of another species not in accordance with SPAM(tm) or USDA specifications.
Oy vey, I should have known it was a spam scam at those prices and the "Product of Saudi Arabia" written on the lable.
by harry flashman July 20, 2003
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Spam Fudger

A spam fudger is a person who engages in eating shit off the floor while furiously masturbating. The climax comes when the man reaches an orgasm and has shit all over his face.
I was walking home last nite and saw a spam fudger, it was sooo cool

that guy was spam fudging so hard it looked awesome
by Charlie Cranmer April 03, 2008
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spammed up

To be dressed up (and perhaps unnecessarily overdressed) in your best clothes ready for a big night out or occasion. From an archaic British military term meaning accidentally wearing dress uniform when it's not required. It has nothing to do with email 'spam'.
"Get you, all spammed up and ready to rumble!" or "Right, I've just got time to get spammed up before we go out for dinner."
by Flywheel July 24, 2015
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Spam Torpedo

See Spam Dagger
An innuendo for the male genetalia
PENIS
They thrusted their spam torpedos into the huge gash and banged away until the warheads exploded with checmical goo
by kittenbot February 27, 2004
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street spam

1. A term to describe any disgusting looking thing on the ground that has an unknown or vague origin.

2. A euphamism for Vomit.
Don't step in that Stree Spam!!
That street might have once been a pidgeon.
The bum was lying in a pool of his own street spam.
by Rena M October 13, 2005
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Spam Account

Usually an Instagram account where users will upload photos and videos at a high frequency giving it the name spam. The admins of these accounts are usually part of the black or Latin community. They usually ridicule and make fun of white people as a subtle form of racism. The captions are usually along with lines of “I- LAMSOSKWKQSKAO”. They refer to anyone who isn’t on their level of stupidity as “locals”, when in reality anyone would rather be a local than whatever the fuck these ratchet ass bitches are.
Spam accounts be like
Locals 🙄”
“SKSKKSKSKSKS”
White people 🤢”
by niegar December 14, 2019
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