A spam fudger is a person who engages in eating shit off the floor while furiously masturbating. The climax comes when the man reaches an orgasm and has shit all over his face.
I was walking home last nite and saw a spam fudger, it was sooo cool

that guy was spam fudging so hard it looked awesome
by Charlie Cranmer April 3, 2008
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