Rule 85

All buttons, valves, switches, latches, must be pushed.

Big red button? Rule 85.

by The Master's Challenge January 20, 2009

Rule 34D

This corollary to Rule 34 of the internet states that everything on the internet is porn to someone.

Noob: Oh my god, that car crash was horrible, there were bodies everywhere!

Gurofag: Pics or GTFO.

Noob: What? Why would you want to see that?

Gurofag: Rule 34D - I need fapping material.

by Drakzor February 21, 2011

rule 9004

Not only is this rule over 9000, but the word Glock must be capitalized in any and all sentences. the Glock is a magical thing and should be treated as such.

d00d: hey!
orly: yeah?
d00d: so i watched that uffie music video again..
orly: which one?
d00d: pop the glock.
orly: zomfg.. d00d rule 9004 and dont do it again.

by perryEB January 27, 2011

Rule 4

Only 2 guys to a fight

Brad Pitt: Rule 4; Only 2 guys to a fight.

by thechikinman July 9, 2020

rule #623

you hoes are nothing compared to me

use rule #623 with anyone that dogs you

by saucyleo April 27, 2023

rule 26

If something is a phrase, you can abbreviate it

Chill out man=com
laughing out loud=lol
Dude this fits rule 26 perfectly

by b wrix August 21, 2007

Rule 34D

In relationship to it's namesake, rule 34D states that for every song, there is a dubstep remix of said song.

Billy: Know what my favorite song is?
Kevin: Tell me, let's find a dubstep version of it!
Billy: Screw dubstep, it's just noise!
Kevin: There are 54 dubstep remixes of Barny's 'I Love You' song...
Billy: That's so lame, screw Rule 34D...

by Chamber12 May 25, 2011