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pop music

The shittiest genre of music ever. Pop usually features talentless losers who rely on audio editing and autotune to sound half decent. For some reason, pop is extremely popular among American teens instead of real music, like rock.
Average American Teen: "Did you hear that new Bruno Mars song? It's pretty epic, no?"

Guy Who Appreciates Real Music: "Fuck no dude, Bruno Mars sucks, just like all pop music. Now excuse me while I listen to some REAL music."
by Greenzorz May 16, 2011
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Pop an ass

The act of spanking the female during sex. Slapping
the girl on the booty.
She was lovin' that stuff so much, i had to pop an ass.
by SherryP October 10, 2006
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popping pills

The act of taking pills- usually in reference to illegal drugs.
John scored a bunch of percocet and spent the weekend popping pills.
by ToadInOhio March 3, 2009
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corn pops

corn pops is a brand of cereal by kellogg's. It is crunchy sweetened popped-up corn cereal. It goes stale very fast.

ingredients:
Milled corn, sugar, corn syrup, molasses, salt, partially hydrogenated cottonseed and/or soybean oil (adds a negligible amount of fat), sodium ascorbate and ascorbic acid (vitamin C), niacinamide, reduced iron, zinc oxide, wheat starch, pyridoxine hydrochloride (vitamin B6), riboflavin (vitamin B2), thiamin hydrochloride (vitamin B1), annatto color, vitamin A palmitate, BHT (preservative), folic acid, vitamin B12 and vitamin D.
corn pops: "this cereal is the deal-io!!!"
by bambi! September 29, 2005
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pop the glock

To shoot a pistol or other small gun.
1. Yo I'm gonna pop the glock on that hoe.
by Chloe White April 30, 2006
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pop music

something that requires no talent to make as it only uses cheap shitty computer software and some blond bimbo slut or some batty boy preppie faggot male to "sing" the shitty lyrics some cocklord named Bjorn from Armenia wrote.

In fact it shouldnt even be legally defined as music Call it Horrible Talentless Noise
by Brother Number One December 7, 2003
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Slop pop

Indie bedroom pop, could be acoustic, synth, emo, or DIY type music. Things you would hear in teen edgy indie teen movies. Father daughter records type stuff. Ex. All dogs, Remember sports, Diet cig, Frankie cosmos, adult mom just to name a few.
Yeah, well for the most part I listen to slop pop but I like emo revival too!
by Ramona Flowers vs the world January 28, 2019
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