poor man's chrome

Mazda cars, as opposed to much more expensive cars like Lamborghini, Maserati, etc.

Don't talk to Eddie about Maserati. He can only afford poor man's chrome.

by pentozali July 15, 2009

poorgasim

a orgasim that was very poor and not worth it. a poorgasim is a orgasim that was very poor and unsatisfiying.

cliff had a poorgasim with his husband todd.

by robert spratlin October 22, 2009

Poorly chris

A man named chris that has swaloowed so much semen his immune system becomes low & requires high strength probiotics

There goes poorly chris swallowing the D again when will he learn

by Originalnuttahbutter October 4, 2016

poor attempt

Kind of self explanatory. This term is used when someone has not tried too hard at something and put in little effort. Mainly used by Brits

Lad 1: look at this cig I rolled
Lad 2: Ahaha mate poor attempt

by 15ejcauchi April 5, 2017

poor wank

When you wank into last nights posh wank condom

Tingle is so poor he has to have a poor wank every night!

by BigBlackTingle January 30, 2018

pooralysis

When you sit on the toilet so long that your legs go numb.

I was surfing Urban Dictionary while I pooped for so long that I got pooralysis.

by blackpaw February 12, 2018

poor shit

Having a mentality that equates to treating a spouse or potential significant other with low budget energy and or; never presenting them with small trinkets or gifts upon arrival to their threshold; being around or surrounding yourself with someone who doesn’t add to your life

Don’t come over my house with that poor shit .

He is always on that poor shit when he comes around

by Forbesa24 October 19, 2019