Pocket Comment

Pocket Comment: Any comment made by accident to a social network or forum from a smart phone or connected device residing in your pocket.

Pocket Comment example: adfjdjqehdanldmmm

by Bapzzyx June 15, 2011

Pocket Launch

The act of inadvertently and suddenly ejaculating in one's pants in response to an unforeseen and intense sexual arousal.

When Jimmy "accidentally" walked in on Chad's mother in the shower, he had a pocket launch.

by Ritondy August 2, 2010

Pocket Sprinkling

The art of gathering the lint, sand or paper scraps from your pockets and throwing it at people.

I was feeling depressed the other day, and i was pocket sprinkled by a stranger. Suddenly i felt joy like i have never felt before, by that Pocket Sprinkling.

by XxSteelexX March 30, 2013

Skittle pocket

(Noun) A slang term for vagina; typically used by men who are describing what life would be like if they had a vagina.

Girl 1: I would love to have a penis. Life would be so much easier.

Guy 1: if I had a vagina I'd store things in it.

Guy 2: yeah man, I'd keep skittles in mine.

Guy 3: It'd be a skittle pocket!

Girl 2: you can't put skittles in there. They'd fall out!

Girl 1: and you'd get a terrible yeast infection.

Guy 1: then I'd install a zipper!

Guy 2: and at least I'd always have skittles on me!

Guy 3: SKITTLE POCKET!

by Taste the Rainbow Foundation February 12, 2017

Pocket Meat

One who, whilst reppin the deepest of the deep westside, is so boss that they keep meat in their pocket. Stone cold. Someone who gets so excited about a meat sandwich, that they keep the meat on their person for later.

Damn, there's pocket meat. She focusing so hard on that sandwich...uh...there it goes, meat into her pocket.

by Bpadizzly February 6, 2013

pocket pansy

One who secretly spends the whole day with a dildo in his ass unbeknownst to his friends and co-workers.

I didn't take Tom for a pocket pansy until I saw the dildo fall out of his ass in the men's locker room.

by Long- John Steven Spielberg August 7, 2009

hurl pocket

puke pocket in stomach

He felt a hurl pocket in his stomach before he vomitted.

by pwordthen June 29, 2009