Skrimp Pie

When you cream pie a woman in a sea food resteraunt bathroom.

"I skrimp pied Mandy last night"

by ItsTazzLol March 29, 2017

Punched pie

When somebody takes one too many poppers to loosen their ass and it ends up looking like someone punched a family size pie

1. John woke up with a punched pie

2. John punched his own pie

by Smwierdi November 5, 2020

Pie Balling

When a man dips his balls into a pie when no one notices and then servs the pie to his relatives

"Oh you sick fuck! your pie Balling!"

by Farknoggler October 17, 2008

Mexican Pie

When a guy shits on his bed then proceeds to jerk off and ejaculate onto the pile of shit.

Some girl asked me to put a Mexican Pie on her bed, but I couldn't rub one off because the stank of my shit kept me from jizzing.

by Tom Bergeron The Second September 20, 2010

furr pie

A very hairy unshaved pussy.

That ho has a furr pie that you can see through her pants.

by Johnny Tats November 22, 2007

Pie merchant

A fat person; someone who delights in he scranning of pies.

See also Boffer, Pie master Fat Pastie

Look at that fat pie merchant!

Shut your face pie merchant!

by MaddogMotherFucker June 24, 2005

Finger Pie

The olfactory reward of groping inside a girl's vagina in a dark, windswept bus shelter.

I gave Brigettte finger pie after school.

by jlennon1940 April 25, 2009