parachute pants

Nylon, somwhat baggy pants that have widening pant legs. Popular in the 80's disco era.
A part of the famous Elvis Presly Outfit.

Sweet! Parachute pants.

by whats a pseudonym March 13, 2004

parade rest

term used when members of military service (usually males) see a very attractive woman whether the female is miltary or civilian, and slightly refers to the military term of standing at attention-in this case for the gorgeous lady.

Male 1: " Wow Poh-rade rest!"
Male 2: "Agreed"

OR

Female : "Did you see the girl driving that hummer?
Male : "Was she parade rest material?"
Female : "Phuck yea!"

by fister 187 August 5, 2012

parachute

simply the equipment of a parachutist or a paratrooper that allows one to make a safe landing after jumping off an aircraft, not a fucking way of taking in some psychoactive or psychedelic shit

Joe was high in the air, enjoying the descent on a parachute, while Roger was high on drugs, weakly supine on the floor.

by fu55ball November 20, 2006

para suicide

When someone who is paralyzed tries to kill themself.

You know Linda in a wheelchair commited para suicide last night,she cut her wrist.

by Jaime Morris October 18, 2008

Bulls On Parade

Means 'Cans on Display'. To be used when in the vicinity of cans, which are prominently on display, and you wish to point out to a mate that there are cans on display without notifying the owner of the cans.

*cans walk into room*
guy1: hey dude, bulls on parade son
guy2: *turns and surveys the cans* Worrdddd!!
Owner of cans: *Oblivious look*

by Caboss November 8, 2008

Mayday Parade

A group of young homosexuals who now think that they have a right to continue making terrible music even tho their songwriter is signed with another band.

Mayday Parade sucks donkey balls.
The new Mayday Parade album is horseshit
Dude, if we dont write better songs, people will think that were mayday parade

by Chip Slickstuff November 30, 2010

Parachute Ass

A person's ass that is very large and extends out far behind them, resembling the parachute used to slow down drag cars.

"John's ass is bigger than his stomach!"
"I know, its a real parachute ass."

by Roodeer March 26, 2016