psychic parasite

A transdimensional being who thrives on the tears of small children. A meme with psychic ability that only exists in this universe through the minds of it's hosts. In a parallel universe these creatures are monstrous and disgusting.

Meth addiction is caused by psychic parasites.

by Benzadrilla March 28, 2019

christopher parah

Christopher parah is more of a verb than a pronoun. It's some thing that can make your heart swell and adrenaline sure, but if your not careful you will become addicted. So smart sexy and kind.... I love him and always will

I really want to christopher parah today! I love the way I feel when I do!

by SNMonelove April 20, 2019

Xtreme parasites

Irredeemable parasites.

The guys in Harold and Kumar were just some Xtreme Parasites wasting their time. Especially the Thank you come again guy, that guy outwasted the other Xtreme Parasites.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019

PC Paradise

A Tech Discord Server with Lovely people. Where everyone wants to be the owner, especially cake.

User 1: What's the best server for PC Build help?

User 2: Silicon heaven

User 3: No u

User 3: it's PC Paradise

by Pixel loves Panda October 4, 2019

Powwow paradise

A hookup at an American Indian powwow.

Want to be my powwow paradise?

by better red August 27, 2020

Information parasite

Someone who always asks for information from other people instead of looking it up themselves.

She asked me all about the assignment. She's such an information parasite.

by Chrischras September 10, 2020

vicarious parasite

A person who feigns care for your situation only to use it to enrich their lifeless, mundane existence. Actions also typically include: (1) unsanctioned sharing of your personal information to others in the form of gossip, judgement, (2) continued prodding for more details to assist the recipient in seeming more interesting to others than their own life would allow, and (3) as a basis for engaging strangers in conversation that falsely makes them seem more interesting than they actually are. Also used in the form “pathetic vicarious parasite.”

I was temporarily comforted by my retired father’s interest in my back surgery until I remembered that he is a pathetic vicarious parasite with the primary objective of obtaining information to gossip and elevate himself in social circles.

by Observative December 19, 2020