no nintendo wii

A lazy fancy way to say that you don't understand french people.

French guy, "Souhaitez-vous me donner une pipe s'il vous plaît?"

Travon, "Ummm, no nintendo wii?"

by r0th10n June 10, 2011

No Nut Ninteen

Every 19th year since 19 A.D there has been a event. that will happen again in 2019 it will be a huge event where you cannot nut for the whole year if you succeed you will be granted godly powers and will basically become a GOD. There has only been one person to ever attempt this, it was Jesus in the year 19. This is very dangerous only very few if any will succeed.

GOD)Ayy man are you attempting no nut ninteen
Person) hell naw that to insane.

by Zachary Gallagher November 27, 2018

a Nintendo Minute

- noun

a term used to describe a very short period of time.

In reference to the time counters in old school side-scrolling video games (Super Mario Bros, Ninja Gaiden, Sonic the Hedgehog, etc.) in which seconds counted down much faster than real seconds especially in the final minute. (often accompanied by faster, stressful music)

"Hang on guys, I'll be there in a NINTENDO MINUTE!"

"Tap the next keg. We drank that first one in like 3 Nintendo Minutes."

by steve ryanson May 1, 2009

nintendo wii

The latest ripoff brought to you by Nintendo. $300 for a Gamecube with a new controller.

John: I paid $300 for a controller!?
Tim: You bought a Nintendo Wii!?!
John: Yeah, I've been robbed!
Tim: It's Nintendo, what did you expect?

by the runner October 21, 2007

No Nut Nineteen

After successfully completing No Nut November, the soldiers who didn’t survive get to redeem themselves but with a harder task, no nutting for the entire year of 2019. Those who survived No Nut November, still have to participate as it shows strength as they fight through this next horrible year

The soldiers were no able to resist the Nut during the dreaded No Nut Nineteen

by Memlord2019 December 2, 2018

Nintendo DS

The lastest handheld console released by Nintendo. It features two screens and wireless chat. It also plays sub-par ports of N64 games. The GBA SP is still the choice handheld of most gamers compared to this weak attempt by nintendo.

The people who bought the DS are still waiting for a good game to play it with.

by darksoulexile May 3, 2005

SEGA/Nintendo Fanboy

A major problem, as are all fanboys. Like all fanboys, they rarely give a reason for their company's superiority, and if they do it's some antiviolence bullshit that either accuses the average Microsoft or Sony gamer of being violent and hating Nintendo for the lack of violence it provides. Although the gibberish that they spurt sometimes has a point, such as their most frequently used phrase that "Xbox has no (very few) fun games, they still ignore the fact that the Dreamcast was shunned, and that many of Sega's earlier systems were also poorly done, with the exception of a few games like Shinobi, and that the Gamecube was on the bottom of the charts during current generation. They will make the excuse, again, that we hate their systems because they don't provide enough violence, but when Resident Evil 4 (possibly one of the most violent and disturbing games of the current generation), it was a Gamecube exclusive. It was still a great game, but this took away their "Microsoft and Sony gamers are violent" line. They're just as much of a n00b as any other fanboy of any other system, and most gamers who meet them fantasize about a video game character (usually Master Chief a la VG Cats) brutally murdering the fanboy. Fanboys give all gamers a bad name.

SEGA/Nintendo fanboy:OMGXBOX SUX!!!11 NINTENDO PWNS PS2 LOL IF U DONT LIKE NINTENDO OMGSHUTUP YOU FAGGOT!1!!
(Master Chief sticks a plasma grenade to fanboy)
(Grenade explodes)
Fanboy:OW!!FUK U!!1!!11
(Master Chief drives up in Warthog)
Master Chief:Now run, little piggy, run.

by Normal Gamer July 18, 2006