Jaylen Myles

Jaylen can be a cool person to be around. Although he might seem quite at first, he’s actually really fun to be around once he gets comfortable around you. Jaylens always try to fit in with different fandoms but never puts the work in. He’s very fit though, but has the wrong mindset when it comes to nutrition. Jaylens could also be really annoying and have problems when others make noise. So you if you ever run into a Jaylen, prepare yourself.

Did you see Jaylen Myles during track? He doesn’t look so good.
Yea probably because he only eats one meal a day.

by Isaiah pheonix January 29, 2024

metaphorically molested

-the act in which one is violated or harassed in a non sexual manner, with the intent to reference or suggest sexual acts.

- forceful enlightenment pertaining to metaphors

Kaden was metaphorically molested at the bar.

by Natattack December 1, 2023

Cognitive Molesting

gay fondled from a distance making hetero feel defeated

A man thought he knew it all about sexuality till he felt cognitive molesting.

by needed cooler slang May 21, 2024

child molester

A child that goes around molesting people

"I heard that guy over there was something of a child molester as a kid"

Lyrics from a song by a former child molester:

"Always been a pervert so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fucking molested adults"

by TheCapN420 April 10, 2025

Savannah & Myles

The couple with the fattest asses, best chemistry, biggest brains, and the most loveable people in the world.

Girl 1 “Look at them they look like the greatest couple”

Girl 2 “Oh obviously cuz that’s Savannah & Myles”

by BigBootyJoel69 April 12, 2025

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by EmocionalVolumenEmocional August 22, 2025

Butthole Molestation

THAT'S IT!

Hym "It was the butthole molestation bit! That's what you're offended by! Oh gosh-golly! There. See? I knew I'd figure it out eventually."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2025