Moose bumper

Canadian sexual position where the man takes the woman from behind in a fashion similar to doggy style excepting that the female is gripping the horns of a stuffed and mounted moose head.

She likes to hunt so last night I gave her a moose bumper eh...

by Fooken Eh June 26, 2014

Alphabetical Moose

An imaginary creature composed in the minds of high school students. It lives in the dark, back pages of teenagers school books only to appear towards the end of the school year. It has been said to differ in appearence from book to book. Some are comprised of letters of the alphabet while others are simply the same as any other moose.

Brodie "Man this class is boring,"
Lukey "Holy shit alphabetical moose in my book!!"

by Lukey =) August 31, 2008

moose-knuckle

black box sith twat black beaver punani African vagina, opposite of camel-toe.

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, Shaniquas moose-knuckle was a roaring gaping chasm.

by irc_snEk April 21, 2018

Loose Moose

When you encounter an intoxicated moose.

So I was walking down the street yesterday when I loose moosed

by Cleenich December 21, 2016

Blue Moose

A state of being sad or upset. Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra.

Are you okay?

No I'm a Blue Moose.

by 70RedZebra's March 01, 2022

Moose Knuckle

The Man Version of a Camel Toe.

Friend 1: "Dude! You can see Mike's package!"
Friend 2: "Those are some super tight pants..."
Friend 3: " Thats one ugly moose knuckle"

by AlmostAmanda July 10, 2009

Moose Job

A Moose Job is when a hooker from the great north (Canada) gives a man from the US a blowjob. After he cums he can brag to his friends that he just had a Moose Job.

A 19 year old boy visits Canada because he is now legal in that country and gets a Moose Job.

by Niagara Falls August 10, 2009