by Eagle Von Ceasle April 3, 2008
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Nano: Ed heard you got a new girlfriend, so you got rid of the morning period.
Ed: yup
Carl: hey guys so i got rid of the morning period
Ed: yup
Carl: hey guys so i got rid of the morning period
by BuJebus April 1, 2011
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Wow, that slut Erin didn't even comb out her morning after hair, you know she got rammed hard last night!
by Ariel Lei August 22, 2007
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Get the morning water mug.When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.
Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.
by authOOr June 18, 2006
Get the morning bed hump mug.In reference to *Top meaning ; A common response to the visual reception to the posted morning selfie.
Jack woke up early that tuesday morn. As usual, he logged into The Facebook. The first post was by Jessica; she posted a morning selfie. As he waited for the picture to load, Jack noticed the morning wood in his shorts growing with every line on the picture (damn dial-up). In response to the newly loaded picture, Jack gave himself a Morning Selfie.
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