Good morning 

When you wake up to your wife/girlfriend/some skank giving you a blow job.

I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up and that bar skank was giving me a good morning.

Good morning by Fatbox October 8, 2006

morning rose

Being too fucked up to remember popular zoolander quotes

D - What was that pose called?? The morning rose?
C - It was blue steel u dick!

morning rose by Eagle Von Ceasle April 3, 2008

Morning Period 

A fake girlfriend/boyfriend someone gets after a big break up, the fake girlfriend/boyfriend is usually used for selfish reasons like sex. the fake girlfriend/boyfriend is discarded as soon as the person finds someone they actually like

Nano: Ed heard you got a new girlfriend, so you got rid of the morning period.
Ed: yup

Carl: hey guys so i got rid of the morning period

Morning Period by BuJebus April 1, 2011

Morning After Hair 

Messy hair after a night of wild sex. Same as sex hair and looks just like bed head.

Wow, that slut Erin didn't even comb out her morning after hair, you know she got rammed hard last night!

Morning After Hair by Ariel Lei August 22, 2007

morning water 

that glorious first piss of the morning.

Edvard likes to start his out his day with a nice steaming mug of his own morning water.

morning water by Dickie Moist October 8, 2003

morning bed hump 

When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.

Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.

morning bed hump by authOOr June 18, 2006

Morning Selfie

In reference to *Top meaning ; A common response to the visual reception to the posted morning selfie.

Jack woke up early that tuesday morn. As usual, he logged into The Facebook. The first post was by Jessica; she posted a morning selfie. As he waited for the picture to load, Jack noticed the morning wood in his shorts growing with every line on the picture (damn dial-up). In response to the newly loaded picture, Jack gave himself a Morning Selfie.

Morning Selfie by tRy2bEaT_mE March 9, 2015