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Muffalo

A big fat, whore- usually seen wearing cowboy boys, chaps, and a cowboy hat. Muffalo cites completely ridiculous and often fictional instances of sexual encounters. Upon looking at the Muff, vicious and monstruous images of a Buffalo's coat are planted in the imagination of the viewer. Since one cannot live after an encounter with the Muffalo, graphic encounters have not yet been documented.
Foster got a blowjob from Muffalo.
by YourMother April 25, 2005
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daggy muff nuggets

Little bits of toilet paper left in th eanus
"Ryan had some mad daggy muff nuggets
by Greta Elizabeth November 17, 2006
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Muff Cabbage

Any sort of unpleasantness going on in the muff (vagina)
Normal person: Would you please have a seat
Jersey person: WHAT?!!! Fuck you! Nobody tells me what to do! You're nothing but a piece of muff cabbage!!
Normal person: What's muff cabbage?
Jersey person: It's a Jersey thing.
by JerseyShore7779950 October 17, 2010
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muff

Basically when someone says something you don't like and you take your hand, place it over the other persons face and push it back with enough force to make their head go back
That guy said something about my girlfriend so I muffed the hell outta him....he strained his neck it was so bad.
by Chi-city High May 15, 2008
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muff

The muff I was eating smelled like fish
by Greg August 22, 2003
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Muff-chest

An exceedingly compact hairy region of the male chest.
'What's up Muff-chest?'
by 68'er January 16, 2009
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muff-bluff

A muff-bluff is a situation in which a man or woman falsely assumes or is even tricked into believing that a woman would like to engage in sexual intercourse. The term is derived from the slang word muff or muffin (vagina) and the gambling term "bluffing." While a "muff-bluff" is the noun form, there is there is also the verb form "muffin' bluffin'."
"Oh dude, I was at this party last night with that girl from algebra and she was giving me all the signs that she wanted to go all the way, but it turned out to be a muff-bluff."
by outhouse April 15, 2009
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