luke mclennan

A Luke Mclennan often as a bigfoot hairy penis.
It often dies in it's 20's as it cannot find a mate, and will wither without any sex.

Pedo 1: Hey! That guy looks like a virgin!

Pedo 2: Let's rape him!
Pedo 1: Nah, he looks like a Luke Mclennan.

by DickSucker789 February 9, 2015

Luke Joback

A hot, gorgeous, sexy, amazing, fabulous, glamorous, beautiful boy!

OMG I just talked to Luke Joback, freakout!!

by itsmeee886886886 December 4, 2010

Luke Gallo

Massive fuckboy, thinks he’s popular, but no one really likes him. He’s literally had 13 girlfriends, not a single one hot.

Luke Gallo has no friends.

by Stro62305 September 26, 2018

Luke's Mom

Luke's Mom - noun - 1. A female that fornicates with anyone for meager wages, a case of Old Milwaukee, or a carton of Newports. 2. Human receptacle of semen, urine, or the occasional fecal matter.

That bitch was totally a Luke's mom.

by nw968 January 8, 2012

Luke Skywalking

Getting a handjob while riding on a roller coaster where your feet dangle. When you are climaxing, kicking your legs furiously as if you were walking on the sky.

Man, were you scared on that ride, your legs were kicking all over the place?

No way bro, Kelly gave me a quick handie, I was Luke Skywalking.

by sanfred December 17, 2010

Luke Mills

A gay furry that likes backrubs and playing Fortnite with his homies/furfags

Luke Mills: My house is a beauty, taaaa taaaaaa taaaaaaaaa
Literally everyone else: Ok luke mills

by LukeMills2004 December 31, 2019

Luke Parry

A luke Parry if done right, is when you are having sex, you place the person on the ground on their chest. Next you do a backflip and try to pin point it perfect to end up analing the person.

Ross hurt is penis doing a Luke Parry with his wife.

by pussy cruncher August 29, 2011