Kelly Loffler

A US senator from Georgia that was appointed by that hick Brian Kemp. Got caught dumping stock right before the COVID-19 outbreak along with Diane Feinstein and David Purdue (another POS Georgia senator); which is very suspicious because her husband is the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange. Also has a series of campaign ads that make no sense and even compare her to Atila the Hun.

Kelly Loffler looks like the end result of what happens when a giraffe fucks an Afghan hound from behind.

by fuk_ga October 12, 2020

Dirty Kelley

This is when you're having sex and a leprechaun comes out of no where and smacks your partner in the face with his you know what.

I thought dirty Kelley's were a myth, I guess I was wrong.

by Daahhhaha April 14, 2020

Jack kelly

jack kelly is a racist and a preson to steal last names

That jack kelly is being a bit of a racist

by IMNOTAJACKKELLY June 16, 2020

Kelly Deathless

Crazy bitch who makes up internet lies to get internet followers

omgzz poor Kelly ran away

by Holly December 17, 2004

keller

(v)-to have sex with someone who is underage an regret it afterwards due to negative repercussions

Wow, I can't believe that you want to keller her, that's kinda risky don't you think?

by Mike jsihaiongadhsoih July 30, 2008

R Kelly

Someone who is quite obviously gay, but continues to live as a straight person, often backing themselves into corners through heterosexual marriage and procreation. Like R. Kelly they are "Trapped in the Closet."

1. That guy's kids are gonna be so messed up when their dad comes out.
2. No way, he's so R Kelly that all his kids will think is that their dad is a pansy.

1. Tom Cruise is so gay. Why doesn't he just come out?
2. Cause he's a crazy Scientologist. Dude's gonna be R Kelly for the rest of his life.

by Fredrich von Hollern September 5, 2009

Austin Kelly

An ignorant piece of anal that has a crooked penis and is really gay and annoying he likes blowing his dads penis most of the time and then getting raped he loves anything WHALE related such as whale watching whale dating whale sexing austin is know to be very dumb and some professors at the university of Kentucky say mentally challenged most of his life is committed to derp.

OH FUCK THERES AUSTIN KELLY.

AUSTIN BLOCK!!! *battlemasters* Austin dies

HEY AUSTIN YOU HAVE A CLOK!

by Anarochann July 26, 2011