(insert name)'s junk

A joke that rivals that's what she said in terms of versatility. Simply take the name of someone you know, add "'s junk," and make your comparison.

That test was shorter than (insert name)'s junk.

That throw was sadder than (insert name)'s junk.

Man, I'm out of shape...kinda like (insert name)'s junk.

by lolemma March 02, 2009

Spiritual Space Junk

When you are in a public place, and someone just starts talking to you about their life, their place, their spiritual well-being and their hopes for the future, often revealing very personal information.

I was at Fed Ex, minding my own business, and this woman started to talk to me about how she liked my hair. 20 minutes later, I had a full download of Spiritual Space Junk. I knew about her dead husband, her finances, her children, her car, her roommate, and her religious beliefs!

by Mamahipster November 02, 2011

Hunk your junk

To annoy someone. Just to get on someone's nerves. Like when someone cringy is texting you non-stop.

1: Don't text Jessica, she's gonna hunk your junk.
2: How bad can it be
1: Dude she wont stop texting you, she is so annoying.

by simune December 09, 2017

colder than a snowman's junk

adj. When the ambient outdoor temperature is less than the average temperature of the genitalia of a snowman; i.e., very, very cold.

Fuck me, it's colder than a snowman's junk out here!

by SkidMarkyMark November 08, 2009

too much junk in the trunk

An ass that is too fat; a rump that is too plump; being too big in the butt.

Robin would be pretty hot except that she has too much junk in the trunk.

by PMax April 14, 2008

separation of church and state junk

When an airhead/paid escort gets elected to government without ever reading the Constitution.

Lauren Boebert: THIS IS AMERICA! WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION!
The Constitution: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Lauren Boebert: "I'm so tired of this separation of church and state junk!"

by Trumpflation_$12eggs_$6gas June 29, 2022

don't touch my junk

When one passes through airport security - phrase to agent not to touch certain body parts!

When passing through airline security gate, before body scan: Don't touch my junk or I'll sue you.

by GranbyGirl November 15, 2010