Certified Junk 

Trendy, making clothes that are really trashy and making them look like designer quality, stylish, with accessories. It is something you are not something you can fake. Certified Junk people have an appreciation for wiggers, it goes back to the root of the word in some sort of way.

If Beefy wore a shirt that had holes in it and was clearly in dire need to be donated to your local garbage can and made it fashionable then he would be a guy who knew something about certified junk.

Certified Junk by BE3FY February 8, 2010

ninja junk punch 

Requires pure stealth until the moment you scare the shit out of them by yelling NINJA at the top of your lungs just before swiftly junk punching them and disappearing into the darkness again leaving them with sore balls and a fear of the word ninja.

"Once you've been ninja junk punched you can never hear the word Ninja again without a chill of terror running up your spine."

ninja junk punch by Momo6717 July 22, 2012

shy junk 

A non medical firm or erectal dysfunction.; overly bashful

We went to hook up last night, but he had shy junk.

shy junk by The mobile weenie April 3, 2016

trunk junk 

Girl with fat ass.

That girl is trunk junkin.

trunk junk by palm phlant December 15, 2016

cutter junk 

When a male or female doesn't shave their vigina or penis hair and it looks like a jungle

Did you see Jillians cutter junk it was disgusting she needs to shave it

cutter junk by Wile-e coyote January 11, 2017

Thug Junk 

Thug Junk is when a man fluffs his penis so it does not apear to be small; not hard but not soft.

Girl says to boy, "honey you got to give me somthing more than that thug junk."

Thug Junk by rheffner2000 September 30, 2017

Elephants junk trunk 

The act of busting of ones nut when pulling off a posh wank with a condom that doesn't fit

Bro, i pulled off an elephants junk trunk last night

Elephants junk trunk by Stoinky Doink April 20, 2018