A joke that rivals that's what she said in terms of versatility. Simply take the name of someone you know, add "'s junk," and make your comparison.
That test was shorter than (insert name)'s junk.
That throw was sadder than (insert name)'s junk.
Man, I'm out of shape...kinda like (insert name)'s junk.
That throw was sadder than (insert name)'s junk.
Man, I'm out of shape...kinda like (insert name)'s junk.
by lolemma March 1, 2009
Get the (insert name)'s junkmug. To annoy someone. Just to get on someone's nerves. Like when someone cringy is texting you non-stop.
1: Don't text Jessica, she's gonna hunk your junk.
2: How bad can it be
1: Dude she wont stop texting you, she is so annoying.
2: How bad can it be
1: Dude she wont stop texting you, she is so annoying.
by simune December 9, 2017
Get the Hunk your junkmug. When you are in a public place, and someone just starts talking to you about their life, their place, their spiritual well-being and their hopes for the future, often revealing very personal information.
I was at Fed Ex, minding my own business, and this woman started to talk to me about how she liked my hair. 20 minutes later, I had a full download of Spiritual Space Junk. I knew about her dead husband, her finances, her children, her car, her roommate, and her religious beliefs!
by Mamahipster November 2, 2011
Get the Spiritual Space Junkmug. adj. When the ambient outdoor temperature is less than the average temperature of the genitalia of a snowman; i.e., very, very cold.
by SkidMarkyMark November 7, 2009
Get the colder than a snowman's junkmug. by PMax April 13, 2008
Get the too much junk in the trunkmug. Lauren Boebert: THIS IS AMERICA! WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION!
The Constitution: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Lauren Boebert: "I'm so tired of this separation of church and state junk!"
The Constitution: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Lauren Boebert: "I'm so tired of this separation of church and state junk!"
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing June 29, 2022
Get the separation of church and state junkmug. by GranbyGirl November 19, 2010
Get the don't touch my junkmug.