this man is amazing and so cute. he only wears hoodies and doesn't really have a personality but he is very attractive and knows how to talk to girls. he is kind of stupid but he is good at sports. he is also probably failing his math class and has a horrible accent when speaking any language. he has a hidden talent that not many people know but he is very great at that talent. he doesn't really know when a girl is flirting with him tho.
"jonas is so stupid"
by timotheechalametsgirlfriend April 17, 2020
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Teacher: Can someone give me an example of manipulation?
Student 1: Jonas Brothers How Disney take young "attractive" tweens and gets washed up singers to write them music which they lip-sync (in gay outfits and movies (see Camp Rock) to brainwashed, impressionable young people. Then as soon as their popularity drops a tiny bit they are discarded as a new "tween sensation" is introduced.
Teacher: Very good! and bonus marks for seeing the truth
Student 1: Jonas Brothers How Disney take young "attractive" tweens and gets washed up singers to write them music which they lip-sync (in gay outfits and movies (see Camp Rock) to brainwashed, impressionable young people. Then as soon as their popularity drops a tiny bit they are discarded as a new "tween sensation" is introduced.
Teacher: Very good! and bonus marks for seeing the truth
by DickInABox January 19, 2009
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A Michigan city full of pampered and spoiled white kids. Most people are Christian. Not very welcoming, often reject people of different race and religion. They are very serious about academics and fine arts, but don't let them fool you. Most girls in the high school are sluts and the guys only care about sex.
by dlkjflsjd February 12, 2009
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by Xaoticus February 25, 2005
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A person who is sucks so much, that it's not even funny or in good taste to make fun of them.
A person who is sucks so much, that it's not even funny or in good taste to make fun of them.
Girl: man, Bob really fucked up Don't Stop Believing during the talent show didn't he?
Guy: hellz yea he did. Do we make fun of him for it?
Me: It really wouldn't be cool to, after all he is a Jonas Brother.
Guy: hellz yea he did. Do we make fun of him for it?
Me: It really wouldn't be cool to, after all he is a Jonas Brother.
by Potterfreak82 January 20, 2011
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Motherfucker Jones: *drops sack of cash on table* I'll take 3
Dude 1: Yeah, I don't have the money to pay you
Dude 2: I'll take that watch, then
Dude 1: Motherfucker Jones!
Motherfucker Jones: *drops sack of cash on table* I'll take 3
Dude 1: Yeah, I don't have the money to pay you
Dude 2: I'll take that watch, then
Dude 1: Motherfucker Jones!
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