John 

Bamboozles you into horrible Rarebreed updates that ruin the sports channels

W- “Who’s that?”

L- “That’s John, the guy that bamboozled me into a shitty Rarebreed update”

John by BoogieLoogie November 23, 2021

John 

John is a man with a small penis, but the size of his big head makes up for it

Wow have you seen the size of John’s big head and I’m not talking about the one in his pants!!

John by Mrs_B_12 November 23, 2021

John 

Just straight up

John is handsome

John by Cess cube November 23, 2021

john 

best otter guy in the world he's so cool

john? that guy is fucking awesome

john by coolest guy 13 November 23, 2021

John 

A person who's brain never works and uses it as an excuse when he does something dumb.

Damn, my friend is such a John. He said he forgot how to take notes because his brain didn't work.

John by LargeBowlOfRamen November 23, 2021

John 

John is a pot to piss in. John is a pot to shit in. John can be sat upon or stood over. John will take all your shit and piss and flush it away because John is an indoor plumbing apparatus that's is connected to a series of pipes and tubes that is connected to a community utility, perhaps a sewage or waterworks paid for by a subscription rat called a water bill. When John is not flushing sewage down a series of pipes, John can be found propositioning a prostitute for sex in order to negotiate a price point to become a prostitute's customer. John also means soulful.

Tara just shit all over that John who low balled them for a blow job.

John by Ms. Inform November 23, 2021

John 

I'm a writer learn english

Watching series john

John by anonymous November 24, 2021