Hello moto

When a male or female's nipples become visibly erect. Usually due to adverse weather or general horniness.

"Eugh you've got right hello moto"

by Egglet May 4, 2008

hello you

a moron asdfadfs afdafdaf f
stop requiring all fields to be filled in

hello you is a moron

by Tim December 2, 2003

Bonobo Hello

When a man masturbates into his hand, and after ejaculating he proceeds to slap the woman in the face with the hand covered in the ejaculate.

Man, stacy was totally passed out. I figured the best way to wake her up was a good ol' fashion Bonobo Hello.

by Astrotrain May 13, 2009

Hello Claireece

a way for to greet your friend in the middle of the night in an eery sort of way.

"Hello Claireece!"
"WTF?!"

by maximus 17 April 17, 2009

hello world

What the harlequin fetus says when it pops out.

"Hello, world!" said the bloody, scabbed fetus.

by bryan May 24, 2004

Jersey Hello

When the man ejaculates into his lover's hand, and then forces them to slap themselves hard in the face with a hand full of nut sauce.

"Yea, man, that girl last night? I gave her the ol "Jersey Hello".

by MinusMan March 9, 2009

Hello Kitty

When a woman is about to hook up with a "man"and that said "man" turns out to be a woman.

"Girl, i met this fine ass guy at the club and i took him home. But guess what?!"

"What?!"

"when i unbuttoned his pants and pulled them down i was like 'Damn, Hello Kitty.'

by cryscuffs March 4, 2011