When a girl of if you are gay, a guy jerks you off my simply rubbing their hand all over your dick and you feel this really good feeling when it happens
by pseudonym ツ October 20, 2020
The act of pooping and not washing your hands before leaving the restroom, then rubbing your hands on another persons face while announcing that you indeed have poopy hands. Usually immediately followed by the antagonist singing the poopy hands song.
Adam: Hey Grant, guess what?
Grant: What?
Adam: gently caresses Grant's face I just went to the restroom and I have poopy hands! Oh you love poopy hands, poopy hands on your face.
Grant: What?
Adam: gently caresses Grant's face I just went to the restroom and I have poopy hands! Oh you love poopy hands, poopy hands on your face.
by gmoney422 May 20, 2016
When your hands sweat like a bitch playing modern warfare 2, or any really intense game, leaving the controller feeling wet. Noticed especially during a social session of modern warfare 2 where the controller is passed, as well as many bowls, to the next person after each match.
Jesus fagtron 3000 let me get you a towel or something. I know you were tryin to finish off 150 headshots with the FAL, but come on give us a courtesy dry every couple minutes. christ xbox hands over here
by dwreck3000 April 30, 2010
by Gingeroligist June 27, 2011
I need to wash my naughty hand. My fingers are sticky.
My naughty hand is numb after ten hours of watching internet porn.
Your mom showed me what she likes to do with her naughty hand.
My naughty hand is numb after ten hours of watching internet porn.
Your mom showed me what she likes to do with her naughty hand.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
by Walter Jenkins March 02, 2010
After the 7th date when she finally touched my bird, I thought the law of reciprocity meant I could finger her snatch, but her guard hand blocked my attempt.
by Zee Assman January 24, 2005