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Liquor Funnel

The body part that transfers liquor from a bottle to your bloodstream and then to your "ass" aka mouth; turning you into a total asshole, ass wipe, ass face that talks out of your ass.
He couldn't keep his liquor funnel shut so now he is getting an ass whooping by that random dude.
by Bobby Tanqueray June 12, 2016
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Wet Funeral

When two people have sex while crying due to their relationship ending.
Oh man I broke it off with Wendy and we decided to have a wet funeral as a final goodbye.
by Lilego November 12, 2018
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shoebox funeral

Burial of the victim of a fire, explosion, massive crash, which leaves so little remains that fit in a shoebox.
So little left of the victim he could have had a shoebox funeral.
by barber of seville April 12, 2019
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greek funeral

When teabagging someone, and your balls cover each eye like the coins in an ancient greek funeral.
The night ended when my teabag turned into a greek funeral.
by TastierGiant January 14, 2020
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Porcelain Funnel Cake

A long and stringey shit that you have after eating something with a lot of fiber. It tends to be a chocolate brown and in one long piece that when with a bowl of pee, resembles a fryer for a funnel cake
"I just ate chipotle and am about to let out a monster Porcelain Funnel Cake
by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020
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porcelain funnel cake

The name for a shit you have after lots of chinese, thai, and mexican food which burns like hell and has pee coming out with the long skinny shit. This shit floats as well as it sits in the bowl with pee that is a similar color to the oil used to make funnel cake. This is a painful experience but one to be proud of when completed.
Yo I just made a dope Porcelain funnel cake and i'm going to take a picture of it for instagram
by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020
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Viking Funeral

masturbating into an old sock one last time before you throw it away (or burn it for a more authentic viking experience). ceremony may be done with or without an audience, viking’s choice
hey guys, just got back from a viking funeral. I cried a bit, but I know he’s in a better place now.
by childishzambino May 21, 2021
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