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Waxing the ferret

Attempting to have sex with a limp dick. Also known as pushing rope.
She just wasn't that hot, so I ended up waxing the ferret for a while and giving up.
by legsmalone May 25, 2010
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washing the ferret

"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."
by KenMFan March 26, 2017
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thy holy ferret

thy holy ferret and their food
by LingLing134 April 27, 2019
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Scandinavian Womb-Ferret

An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often
Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret
by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020
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Joella Rashiel Ferrer

She is the most admirable person you'll ever met.
There is something about her that is naturally mesmerizing. You know what, she's a lighthouse. She'll never leave you especially in the darkest time. She's always there to comfort and even will help you to conquer. She'll make you feel that you are enough but she's also that type who will inspire you to be better.

She's loving and giver especially to her love ones.
This person is like a heaven or a safe place to be with. She will make you smile, laugh and feel better in her company. She's responsible, independent, kinda introverted, gentle and truly amazing.

My favorite experience with her are those late nights ft. deep talks we had back then.

And even with her parts that I am still curious about yet and with her flaws, she is still beautiful as whole. Not just beautiful by appearance, I'm talking about something that is deep within along with the most simplicity of how she is as a person.

She's witty, shy and do have flaws too. I love her personality and the way she is. And if you can just experience to be with her, you can guarantee me. Nobody feels like her. She's the best. Where might you are in this universe as you're reading this (well i hope so hshs) I love you infinity.
Joella Rashiel Ferrer is the best!

–yann
by nobodyfeelslikeyou September 10, 2021
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Portuguese Wind Ferret

A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.
My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret
by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022
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Heat seeking womb ferret

I’m gona pump her with my heat seeking womb ferret
by BigAl78 June 15, 2022
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