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A fat dan is someone that considers eating to be a hobby not a necessity, typically favouring fast food outlets such as krispy kreme. A fat dan does not actually have to be fat, they just have to be someone that looks like they should be fat and have a seemingly endless appetite.

The term can be applied to anyone and they do not have to actually be called dan, although it is usually considered more amusing if they are.
If someone orders doughnuts to be delivered to a pub it would be acceptable to refer to them as a 'fat dan'.
Fat dan by neiliowff January 23, 2010
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Fat Position 

The 45degree position at which it is best to sit in after finishing a fattening meal. Used to reduce the pressure on one's pant waist.

The instinctual posture of a fat person after a massive meal.
After the big feast, he/she assumed the fat position.
Fat Position by LowNLee July 29, 2012

fat trel 

I would love to hit the loud with that fat trel.
fat trel by nikab00 January 13, 2014

Fat Friday 

Definition- Fat Friday, also commonly referred to as 'Greeday', is the last Friday of the month where one can simply binge on any food one desires. Fat Friday is set aside for those who maintain healthy bodyweight on normal days and not for the continuously gluttonous or obese.
Comrad: Friendo, why you be eating so much today?

Winston: Cousin its Fat Friday you know. Gotta let loose.
Fat Friday by TommyTheCat91 May 29, 2014

Fat Ernie 

Fat Ernie 1) another name for taking a giant shit. One that is almost to big to come out and makes you feel hemmrodal and violated when it finally is pushed out.
Dude, I took a fat Ernie this morning and it feels like I blew out my o ring.
Fat Ernie by Jams gram June 19, 2017

fat dyke 

A fat, usually feminist and vegetarian lesbian who weighs 25 stone on average and always bitches at men who eat meat
Man: Mmm... Nice steak
Fat Dyke: Do you know how that animal died?!
Man: You clearly starved it, fat dyke
fat dyke by Flash Howell (Louis) September 12, 2013