Face Rage

When one gets upset, frustrated, or angry when he or she is driving on a road, then suddenly begins to bite the steering wheel with their teeth and take control of the vehicle with their head or neck.

Some girl cut Billy off on the highway, he immediately started to face rage, it was intense.

by ljjensen2011 October 19, 2011

FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE)

When someone is constantly adding photos and comments on their FB page about THEIR DOINS...
Posting photos of themselves posing with others and "having lots of fun!"
They look totally staged for the benefit of....Facebook?

A ploy that is used by people who have no ACTUAL life, and feel they must 'pose' as someone who has one.

TED: Does your brother ever leave the house, dude?
NED: Naw...mostly he just updates his "FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE)".

by BIG.dEb.GLES September 26, 2011

face shitter

One who frequently or just repeadtedly shits their face. They are failing in an effort to express a logical thought in words understandable by humans.

Guy #1 - Misspeaks
Guy #1 - Ahh let me start over
Guy #1 - Incoherent garble

Guy #2 - You're quite the face shitter tonight aren't you?

by Matt P - the non english one May 17, 2007

Face-Friend

Someone you are "friends" with on a website, such as Facebook and don't aknowledge when you see them outside the internets . You talk to eachother, make up inside jokes, and even have deep and meaningful conversations for hours online. However, you mutually don't even grant eachother a simple "Hey" when passing in real live.

"So is Anna going to be at your party this Friday? I saw your wall-to-wall and you guys seem to be pretty close these days."

"Hahah, no way. We're just face-friends. I have no desire to see her in the flesh."

by hell's bells June 27, 2007

Face like a painter's lunchbox

When you go off over a girl's face.

Alright helms, what'd you get up to last week?

I met that girl Clare and gave her a face like a painter's lunchbox.

by Roger Ribs September 26, 2009

Face Docking

The act of lying with your face pressed firmly in a woman's bosom.

I noticed you got some face docking in this AM..."you're welcome".

by SuperFunTime2000 June 4, 2013

face-tubing

The act of facebooking and youtubing at the same time. Often a form of procrastination used by students. The term originally came from a misuse of both the word facebook and youtube by linguistics professor Marcel Danesi at the U of T during an ANT100Y1Y lecture.

1. Yo stop face-tubing and get on msn!

by enterthematrix April 23, 2007