HATE YOUR EX

WWW. I HATE MY EX SO MUCH .COM

post all the shitttt you want about your ex FEELS SO GOOD

Just thought I'd share a really useful website with everyone on here because you can anonymously post all the hateful shit you want to say about your ex on there

Do you hate your cheating, ugly, and or nasty ass ex?

I DO!
Wow the top stories on the website are hilarious

I hate your ex too!!
by hatehimherwhatever October 21, 2010
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second ex wife

the second bitch who took away half your fortune, meaning you now only have 25% of your money left, half of which your third wife will take away when she divorces you.
my second ex wife stole the kids and half my money, just like my first ex wife.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
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Ex-Husband's Warden

the current female that controls your ex-husbands life. Usually stopping him from his responsibilites. ie. children, child support, bills, alimony. Also likes to point out how "greedy" you are for wanting him to help support his children. She would much rather use his money on her 8 kids by 8 different men. Most of the time the "warden" has control issues & no education.
Nicki can't go out this weekend because Leroy's "warden" won't allow him to see his kids for court ordered visitation. Damn the ex-husband's warden.
by Brown Eyed Princess June 30, 2009
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Future ex-husband

A guy u like but know it will never go anywhere
by Funandgames August 14, 2017
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Deus Ex Machinegun

A scene in films, books, or television in which several antagonists square off in an armed shootout, and in the process of killing one another, conveniently eliminate multiple threats to the protagonist.
Will Smith and Gene Hackman get away in Enemy of the State thanks to a classic deus ex machinegun where the mafia, the CIA, and the local police all kill one another, while it's a deus ex machinegun between rival drug factions that begins the narrative in No Country For Old Men.
by Ambivalent1 June 05, 2013
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Ex-boy friend

The one who YOU dumped cuz he either
A. Lives in IDAHOE
B. Gets jelous over nothing
C. You can tell he's telling lies when he says "I love you!"

D. You start liking someone new
E. Looks bad after a while
My ex-boy friend? Ya I dumped his ass cuz of one of the ABCDE he and I are never getting back together... Like ever!!!!!
by U_dont_know_my_name May 19, 2019
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Emotional Support Ex

your ex that no matter if you’re dating them or someone else you consistently just cannot leave alone. you probably are hung up on them but you’re just “friends”
“they still talk? i thought they broke up?” “girl that’s just her emotional support ex.”
by ghxstgxrl May 23, 2022
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