Eat shit

1. A phrase commonly used to dismiss someone caustically, similar to “get fucked.”
2. To have an accident, usually related to falling to the ground.
3. To humble oneself, usually by admitting fault or offering subordination.

1. “Hey, you know what? Eat shit, prick.”
2. “I was running to work because I was late, but I didn’t noticed how uneven the sidewalk was so I tripped and just completely ate shit. I barely even broke my fall.”
3. Alright, buddy. You know you fucked up, you can’t deny it any long. It’s time to eat shit. Grab a bib.

by Born worse ones May 24, 2019

Eat babies

The act of eating innocent children. Usually acted upon by kyler

Eat babies, burn babbies.

by Simple Equality May 16, 2017

Crap-eating

Someone who walks around with a perpetual sneer on their face, thinks they're better than everyone else and makes fun of people in the most vulnerable ways possible to give themselves a feeling of superiority. This expression works best when used as a submodifier for other derrogatory words like faggot, ass, boot-licker or bonehead.

Will: Evan, I am sick to death of your attitude. You even criticise and make fun of people much older than you. You think you're God's gift to the Earth. Even the way you walk makes me sick.
Evan: What do you want from me man?
Will: Just be polite! Is that so hard, you crap-eating faggot?

by I Love Ellie Elephant June 24, 2016

eating pears

When you're playing skin flute and you get some on your tie.

Brett was eating pears, now he has jizz on his tie.

by Puntilla October 6, 2016

eating donuts

When you blow clean, thick, smoke rings and then bite them out of the air again

I blow the thickest smoke rings with this new bong, it makes eating donuts so much more fun bong smoke rings smoke

by Wolf of Ireland July 14, 2016

How to eat?

All you do is put stuff in your mouth and force it in your throat. Easy.

Toddler: How to eat?
Mother: Put something in your mouth!
Toddler: Ok! *proceeds to shove toys in his or her's mouth excessively.
Mother: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!

by iloveferrets101 January 8, 2021

Eat the elephant

A massive endeavor. Far beyond the likes that anyone has seen. A task that must be dealt with. One way or another.

It's time to eat the elephant

by U better hurry March 26, 2021