donkey punch

Man of chivalry and honor, immediately precedent to Don Quixote in the fonetic fon book.

Don Quipunch (pron. don' kee punch, donkey punch) was shocked to learn from urbandictionary.com what his name was a homonym for.

by I. Wagner November 28, 2006

donkey milkshake

After a successful donkey punch, the mixture of fecal matter, semen and occasionally blood that oozes from the unconscious (fe)male's anus.

After a night of wild sex, the sheets were drenched in Gladys' donkey milkshake.

by Duncan Smith July 14, 2006

space donkey

When you take a shit into someone's vagina.

That girl was sick. She asked for a space donkey.

by Chris Mammarelli September 17, 2005

Donkey Punch

The melee attack with the plasma pistol in Halo 2.

I just donked that mother fuckin covenant with a donkey punch.

by Donker July 8, 2007

donkey show

an obscene performance in which a woman copulates with a literal jackass

by Silky Smooth October 30, 2003

donkey shlong

A dick the size of a donkey's dick

Damn look at that dude's donkey shlong!

by The Guru Turtle April 13, 2006

Donkey Jacket

A jacket that bin men used to wear, very heavy felt

My wife wanted a fur jacket so I got her a donkey jacket.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009