Donker's definitions

Donkey Punch

The melee attack with the plasma pistol in Halo 2.

I just donked that mother fuckin covenant with a donkey punch.

by Donker July 8, 2007

Video game fan

Don't go near these people, you can't trust them. They have over 9 kids in their basements and will constantly argue that Plants vs Zombies is the best game ever. They also have over 12 scars on their body because they always fall down the stairs like a fucking toddler

Person: 'wow look at that chad.'
Person 2: ew no he's obviously a video game fan.'
Person: 'holy fuck, he is such a fucking nerdy toddler'

by Donker September 15, 2020