bob on my crank

to bob on ones penis, to give head, to suck dick, to suck dick for crack, to do what hailey does

carlo says: "yo bitch come bob on my crank"

by hussy September 26, 2006

crank

The act of simultaneously masturbating and defecating, derived from a fusion of the words 'crap' and 'wank'. Usually performed on the toilet, when a gentleman is getting ready for work and doesn't have time to shit and then wank concurrently so has to do both at the same time. Practicioners have been known, however, to perform the 'crap' element in their undergarments mid-crank.

Mate I was so rushed this morning I had to get a crank in.

by poweritup108 June 11, 2006

Crank

Crystal Methamphetamine, the good shit

dude 1: yo nigga, lez go pick up a fat bag of that crazy ass crank

dude 2: ight yo, s'all good, i got mad billz

by methFace February 28, 2011

Cranking one out

masturbating until a penis is in erection

I'm cranking one out

by nightwing6789 September 14, 2012

Wank Crank

One's Elbow

I was about to blow klum but got a strange pain in my wank crank

by so's your face October 16, 2008

cranks

Cranks refer to each individual crank on a bike's crankset.
Cranksets are the levers used for pedaling a bicycle. Cranks happen to be one of the three most important components on a bicycle, the important trio being, frame, wheelset and cranks.

Those are some crazy cranks you got on that bike. I bet they're as stiff as a twelve year old with a girly mag.

by dubbed March 9, 2006

crinkum crankum

a cheating bitch wife's slag hole with which she's lost her rights to her dead husband's fortune.

and with her crinkum crankum, she's lost her binkum bankum.

by crinkly bob April 5, 2008