Claude is a man who is selfless when it comes to providing and giving his all. Dark features, definitely a toned out bod and has a charming look, probably with a beard. He enjoys catering to his woman even if she is psycho. Most likely French & Italian. #trust #claude #theman
by Hazey-Grace December 17, 2018
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A tatt'd up man who looks tough on the outside but really sweet on the inside. He has a big heart to make people feel special and loves to spoil them with gifts on Christmas day.
by Hello Kitty Girl December 20, 2013
Get the Santos Claus mug.A fine-ass guy that always makes you feel happy around them. He can be flexing all the time to make people fall in love and can be a player. He makes you laugh all the time but can be joking around too much.
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He don't just show up on Christmas Eve; but, he is rather erratic on his timing, dammit.
He don't just show up on Christmas Eve; but, he is rather erratic on his timing, dammit.
KELLY (on cell): Hey, Gary just thought I'd let you know: I haven't seen SANTA CLAUS. So, I guess it's 'whenever.' I wish he'd hurry up and at least gimme a call.
My boyz are itchin'.
GARY: "Well, maybe he's stuck in traffic. It'll be Christmas soon."
KELLY: "Alright, man. I just thought I'd let you know."
My boyz are itchin'.
GARY: "Well, maybe he's stuck in traffic. It'll be Christmas soon."
KELLY: "Alright, man. I just thought I'd let you know."
by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006
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2. A Turkish man named St. Nicholas who made little trinkets for poverty-stricken children and put the toys in the shoes they left on their doorsteps.
3. A lie parents tell their children so they don't cause trouble all year but'll never go to the 'jects.
4. The guy at the mall and the kids take a picture with some desperate fat guy who probably is a drunk who abuses his wife and hates kids.
2. A Turkish man named St. Nicholas who made little trinkets for poverty-stricken children and put the toys in the shoes they left on their doorsteps.
3. A lie parents tell their children so they don't cause trouble all year but'll never go to the 'jects.
4. The guy at the mall and the kids take a picture with some desperate fat guy who probably is a drunk who abuses his wife and hates kids.
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3. Timmy, if you're good and quiet Santa Claus will get you that bike you want...and I can fuck Uncle Nick all year without you telling this time.
4. Ho!Ho!Ho...later...Fuckin' brats (chugs) this soup is cold bitch! (slaps wife).
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3. Timmy, if you're good and quiet Santa Claus will get you that bike you want...and I can fuck Uncle Nick all year without you telling this time.
4. Ho!Ho!Ho...later...Fuckin' brats (chugs) this soup is cold bitch! (slaps wife).
by MayaEA April 26, 2006
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2. Thought to be God's second son in human form (The Prodigy, initials J.C., and wears number 7)
3. Future Notre Dame quarter-back that will return them to glory
2. Thought to be God's second son in human form (The Prodigy, initials J.C., and wears number 7)
3. Future Notre Dame quarter-back that will return them to glory
by Jason Meyer July 21, 2006
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