Boneless children

Semen, in addition to being boneless they also have no soul.

Solve this riddle to get access to the message Berra. I'm easy to get into, but hard to get out of, what am I?

Kalan: So she swallows?

Ethan: yeah, she's like a daycare for my boneless children.

by The best rusty venture April 18, 2020

childfic

Word used in fanfics to describe a situation where characters have children

I read at fanfiction.net this childfic where Harry and Hermione had a girl named Lily

by Lara October 16, 2003

Child Ornithologist

A person who studies juvenile birds.

She really loved young birds so she became a child ornithologist.

by Rowdy "The Cell" Munson February 13, 2009

childo mildo

telling someone to calm down. Or to be extremely chilled

ex1. Childo mildo

by hasselhoffman February 26, 2009

Child of The Government

A person who believes anything they are told about the government and refuses to take into consideration any other points of view,

"If its illegal, its bad for you"

"You are such a child of the government!"

by Scruffy Joe913 December 12, 2009

Child chain

When a parent has two or more children on either side of them holding their hands, for the fear of losing them, creating a wall that can block people walking in a crowd.

Dave: "Hey Tom, i've been waiting in this hot dog stand forever! What took you so long?"
Tom: "sorry there was a sudden crowd that came to the bathroom after the 7th inning, and I was held up by tons of child chains."
Dave: "Kids and their small bladders."
Tom: "Ughh... I know."

by Robbles the wise one September 4, 2011

Child

A child is somone who, if they are younger than you: regardless of by how much, what grade, gender or height.

Your birthday is a day before mine, you're such a child

by Sleepyboy1732 March 30, 2022