5 definitions by Robbles the wise one

When a parent has two or more children on either side of them holding their hands, for the fear of losing them, creating a wall that can block people walking in a crowd.
Dave: "Hey Tom, i've been waiting in this hot dog stand forever! What took you so long?"
Tom: "sorry there was a sudden crowd that came to the bathroom after the 7th inning, and I was held up by tons of child chains."
Dave: "Kids and their small bladders."
Tom: "Ughh... I know."
by Robbles the wise one September 2, 2011
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(Nice bodied female) An attractive woman, with a rockin' body, similar to a Pinkini girl minus the beach and pink bikini.
" Dude, look at that N.B.F over there, she has some sweet curves, an awesome rack and a tight butt, almost like that Pinkini girl... who is that?"
"That's my sister."
"HOW MANY FUCKING SISTERS DO YOU HAVE?!"
by Robbles the wise one September 6, 2011
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The intense banging of two peoples palms that is an alternative to sexual intercourse.
Dave: Hey tom, smell my palm.

Tom: (sniffs) dude that smells! you fub that girl at the coffee shop?

Dave: Oh fub yeah. I fubbed her so hard she got carpal tunnel syndrome!

Tom: Fubbin' awesome dude!

(Both high five, but secretly are actually fubbing eachother.)
by Robbles the wise one June 14, 2011
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The intense banging of two peoples palms that is an alternative to sexual intercourse.
Dave: Hey tom, smell my palm.
Tom: (sniffs) dude that smells! you fub that girl at the coffee shop?
Dave: Oh fub yeah. I fubbed her so hard she got carpal tunnel syndrome!
Tom: Fubbin' awesome dude!
(Both high five, but secretly are actually fubbing eachother.)
by Robbles the wise one June 3, 2011
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1: A beautiful girl at the beach that makes a hot pink bikini look good. Usually includes the suffix, "girl, chick, babe, etc" in order to not be confused with the second definition.

2: An Obese african american wearing a tiny pink jacket. This definiton is used very rarely, in fact, it's creation was meant to throw off users of the word. But hey, if you see this in real life, that's great!
1: "Dude look at that pinkini girl over there, long tan legs, firm ass, perfect set of breasts and a pair of sensual lips... and a pink bikini!"
"That's my sister."
2: "Oh look over there Marion, it's a fat black man wearing a tiny pink jacket, isn't there a word for that?"
"Yes dear, i believe it's, "a Pinkini"
"Huh, you don't see that every day."
"Quite so!"
by Robbles the wise one September 2, 2011
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