Cerebral Ballzy

A crappy free-form rock band about as good as your overly-average garage band. Promoted way too generously by Cartoon Network's late night lineup: Adult Swim.

Bandie #1: "Hey, lets add a bunch of 'fuck, shit and damn' to our songs. Immature teenage punks who don't understand how good they have it will love our music!"

Bandie #2: "That's a great idea! And while we're at it, let's sing the songs so fast, you'd have to be high to pick up on half of the lyrics."

Bandie #3: "Oh, and we should name our band 'Cerebral Ballzy' so we can show society how badass we are."

by DarkHumoredWarlord September 11, 2011

Cerebrate

Verb. From the words cerebral and masturbate. def. To engage in self-absorbed conversation, normally rhetorical and rarely clever, that is strictly for the pleasure of the speaker.

"Dude, why do you constantly cerebrate? Just get to the phuckin point!"

by rtw1313 August 3, 2007

eat cereal

to smoke pot
usually used when saying "smoke pot" is unwise.

During class:
Dude #1: Wanna go eat cereal?
Dude #2: Hell yes.

by ThatHannahGirl September 14, 2008

Cereal

1. Nickname for the single sexiest guy on the planet. esp. Special K.

Y: OMG! Cereal just looked at you again!!
M: sigh. I love cereal...

U: I had Special K this weekend!
M: EXCUSE ME??? WTF???
U: I MEANT THE CEREAL!
M: Do you mean THE cereal?? or MY cereal???
U: THE!
M: Oh... phew. you had me scared for a minute.
U: LMAO

by luvinmesumspecialK March 31, 2009

cereal on a plate

During intercourse, if something goes in the wrong hole, then it is known as cereal on a plate because it does not belong there, much like cereal does not belong on a plate, but in a bowl.

We had cereal on a plate when my dick went in her ass last night.

by hahai'mblack June 19, 2010

cereal

when something is so serious it tranfers into breakfast.

person 1: 'oh my god, are you being cereal?'
person 2: 'i'm being deadly cornflakes.'

person 1: 'i'm pregnant'
person 2: 'cereal?'
person 1: 'full english breakfast'

by jedwardchicken September 16, 2011

Dropping cereal

The sound of diarrhea hitting toliet water.

The sound of my girlfriend dropping cereal in the bathroom this morning woke me up.

by nocoast October 13, 2008