Sentence usually used when one is bored and randomly types "Fuck me I'm so bored" in on Google. He/She/It usually has no idea what to do, and this will not help.
by Flexxed June 28, 2017
Get the Fuck me I'm so boredmug. Person 1: Hey wanna search up how are you this bored to search this up
Person 2: …this is what I get for letting you out of the mental facility.
Person 1 hahahahahahahahahaha
Person 2: …this is what I get for letting you out of the mental facility.
Person 1 hahahahahahahahahaha
by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld January 14, 2022
Get the how are you this bored to search this upmug. Why is there nothing to do anymore?
by Lol_bored101 May 24, 2018
Get the im so fricken bored rnmug. 
Very, very bored . . .
Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra
by Leo Calnan October 13, 2010
Get the Bored as a Blind Man in a Strip Clubmug. Crap teenage saying, used also by older bogans who think they're still young and cool. Just a term added on to a self explanatory insult for 'effect'.
by Shoopittyboo May 23, 2016
Get the boring as bat shitmug. Basically, it simply means "quit pussyfooting around, get to the point", or KISS (Keep It Simple, Stupid) or "say what you gotta say". The phrase is also the title of a greatest hits release from the Swedish band Roxette that I got in an HMV store in downtown Toronto, Canada. That album was probably released in Canada only.
Professor: Communism evolved as a warped corruption of scientific socialism, which was expounded by the German scientist Karl Marx, who was born in...etc, etc, etc....
Student (thinking): Don't bore us, get to the chorus!
Student (thinking): Don't bore us, get to the chorus!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 15, 2007
Get the Don't bore us, get to the chorus!mug.