Tricking THE GOVERNMENT into taking care of you - quite literally financing your every need - by making a great show of moping around on a HUNGER STRIKE and long term sex-fast, until they send a SWAT TEAM into your home to relocste you to an INSTITUTION.
Misty: ...so, first he tells me he doesn't like my cooking, and then laat night he refused to GO DOWN ON me! WTF am I supposed to do?
Listy: He don't eat his lunch and he don't eat your pussy? GIRLLL that's some PANDA BEHAVIOUR he got right there...
Listy: He don't eat his lunch and he don't eat your pussy? GIRLLL that's some PANDA BEHAVIOUR he got right there...
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by ilacevoli January 1, 2026
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In the age of well-behaving animals, no strain of bacteria would not make us sick, and elephants wouldn't trample children.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
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Get the bed then behead mug.John-Fakte (John-behaviour in English) is the official name of the disease of always wanting to touch or destroy everything in sight. The official name, "John-fakte" is Norwegian, and originates from the person who "invented" the disease, John TV. (His last name will always remain a secret). The disease spreads very fast, and in the worst case scenario, it can destroy other people. There is currently no cure in existance for the dangerous disease, doctors are still working hard. If a person has the "John-Behaviour", he/she will typically try to annoy you and destroy your belongings, especially technology.
"Dude, what happened to my computer? I just left it here on my desk, and now it's destroyed!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"
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How dare they criticize her anti-socialist behavior?! Bernie wanted to give everyone free healthcare! Because he is Communist! Donald the self-made millionaire is going to send every American some free money, which they can spend any way they want, on beer and bullets, keeping the government out of everyone's life!
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