Ballerificalous

Combo of baller, terrific, ridiculous, and any other word you can think of to fit in there. Pretty much the shit.

#1 Michael Jordan is ballerificalous.

#2 That chick's tits are ballerificalous.

#3 My new car is ballerificalous.

#4 That new Black Eyed Peas song is NOT ballerificalous.

#5 That dead goldfish is ballerificalous.

by Bradh0le January 16, 2010

Bakery Fresh

When something is so fine it falls into the realm of bakery fresh the next tier of freshness (objects, actions)

Oscar: hey bro nice shoes they are bakery fresh
Girl: did you get a hair cut? yeah bakery fresh cuts and im ready to hit the town

by ArticulatedDribble February 10, 2017

Flesh Bakery

When fat rolls overlap underneath clothes that are visibly too small

For Best Example See: Kirsti Alley

by Ryan February 13, 2005

Socket Baller

A Socket Baller is a guy who lets another guy sit on his face such that the sitter's balls cover the other guy's eyes.

There are two variations on this theme. You could be a North Pointing Socket Baller or a South Pointing Socket Baller. Sphincter on nose, for a north pointer. "Foreskin on mouth, must be pointing South."

by Arnold Ziffel December 15, 2008

sick nerd baller

Leenock. (A Korean professional Starcraft II player from the team FXO, who - as a dark horse - plowed through former MLG and GSL champions at MLG Providence 2011 and ended up winning the whole thing.)

He's such a sick nerd baller!

by lillesvin November 20, 2011

italian bakery

when a woman with a yeast infection puts bread dough into her vagina, and due to the yeast and body temperature, the bread will rise, and then her partner will take a bite.

dude! my bitch gave herself an italian bakery! it was so tasty!

by swamprat deeger February 26, 2009

bakersfield

Yes, it's hot. It can suck. However, its what you make of it. Either way, we still have a pretty bad reputation as a glorified hick-ville...

My friend & I during a random roadtrip to Aspen, CO:

random boy at a bar: hey, where are you girls from?
us: california
random boy: you girls here for the bachlorette party?
us: uhm, no. we're visiting friends. who would come all
the way from cali to get married?
random boy: would you rather get married in aspen or vegas?
my friend: well, i would get married in vegas.
random boy: YOU MUST BE FROM BAKERSFIELD!!!!

How the hell he pulled that out of his ass when all he had was the entire CA I'll never know.

by gotAwayFromThere November 9, 2006