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Alabama Brownie

When somebody is about to shit, but you shove your penetrater up them, blocking the shit and shoving it up their ass. Sometimes done to force the receiver into constipation, thus forcing the giver to shove their hand up the receivers anal cavity and make the reciever shit manually. If you shove it in too hard, sometimes the receivers shit gets pushed in so far that the shit enters the stomach. Occasionally, while the dick is in the ass, the receiver farts onto the dick. This is done because the vibrations cause pleasure. But, if you do that, you may shit and fill up his cock with your shit. This will cause his juice to be 50% shit.
One time, I gave her an Alabama brownie, but I shoved it in so hard that she got constipated. Next time I did it, she farted onto my dick. It felt so good that I came
by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020
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Alabama Jumpstart

When you hook a battery to a cow heart with jumper cables and then have sex with it.
Scott said he tried an Alabama Jumpstart the other day after ole Bessie passed.
by Definitely Not Scott February 10, 2023
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Alabama orgy

Also called the gene pool mixer. When you have a family reunion and you entire property becomes the biggest nudist resort this side the Mississippi! Everyone is free game, even grandma's saggy tits. Will it scar the kids for life? Hell Yeah!
Neighbor: "Are you guys having a Barbeque"

Uncle Ralph: "Nope just a good old Alabama orgy"
by Johnny "Biggus Dickus" Sins February 17, 2022
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alabama leperchaun

A midget jerks off in his hand and slaps you
That midget walked up and gave me an alabama leperchaun. I immediatly washed my face
by Ironworker May 24, 2018
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alabama shakedown

When you shake a blind man or woman until they see again.
Bro, i was so drunk last night i gave some random person an alabama shakedown. It was enlightening for the both of us!
by pastafanatic31 September 15, 2020
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alabama clay

Eating a lot of ketchup, and cashews resulting in a liquefied molten lava coming out of your ass.
Man I went home after work and took massive shit and it looked like Alabama Clay.
by Poke your mom January 17, 2020
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alabama shitsnail

When you take a shit in your sisters vagina so when she drags her vagina across the floor, it makes a snail trail
Shit, dude! I just performed an Alabama shitsnail last night!
by bonbon722 May 8, 2018
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