Absquatulate

Go squat elsewhere.

Remove yourself from my seat.

A command to someone residing in your spot.

Bitch, absquatulate! You're in my seat, go squat over there!

by Sagegrl November 22, 2009

Absolutely perfect

My bae bae

Maddie is absolutely perfect!!!

by Sambobway3388 February 13, 2019

Absinthe

High alcohol volume. Very high. 85%. A mouthful is about 4 beers' worth. Has a strong liquorice taste and smell, but you don't taste it if you drink it straight.

REALLY warms you up.

"Mate, check look at the back of the bottle- 'VERY high alcohol volume. Do NOT drink neat'"
"Uhh, I just drank 3 mouthfuls... Absinthe is the Elixcer of God..."

by Ziggy-Stardust May 24, 2008

Absolutely Nothing

Women's way of saying she has nothing but yet everything.

I have absolutely nothing to wear.

by hammylein May 29, 2018

Absent

Incorrect spelling/reference to "absinthe," a distilled, highly-alcoholic beverage.

Idiot: I went on Urban Dictionary to define this crazy drink I had last night called "absent."

Idiot's friend: Dude, you mean "absinthe."

Idiot: I do?

by SpellingPoliceEU March 3, 2009

Absolute zero

<n>

1) Science; The temperature at which any molecule will oscillate/vibrate at it's slowest speed.
e.g.:-
-273ºC
-459ºF
0ºK.

2) Slang; A hopeless person.

1) "And so class, we can now see that this material has reached absolute zero. The molecules are at the slowest they'll ever be."

2) "Godfrey is an absolute zero."

by Stuart Fletcher November 7, 2004

abstinence

The best type of STD pervention. Close your legs and no diseases come in.

The AIDS virus can easily go through the latex molecules in a condom.

by GANJAMAN March 24, 2005