Weiner Count

The amount of hot dogs in a certain place at a certain time.

Man! The Weiner Count is through the roof!

by Weiner World February 23, 2021

slender weiner

A term used to define a condition affecting men who live in the Chicago area. The condition is common amongst people named Brad and is considered a long term condition.

Wow Brad sure has a Slender weiner!

Look at Brad go he is a real slender weiner.

by JDUB59 July 12, 2023

Wet Weiner

Blowjob is out. When yo girl sucking your knob, you’re getting that wet Weiner.

Babe, I want a wet Weiner.

by EAFrancis June 5, 2018

Weiner cookie

To nut in a girls face and rub you dick in circles in the the nit on her face

Weiner cookie To nut in a girls face and rub you dick in circles in the the nit on her face

by It’s your boy uhhhhhhhbb March 19, 2021

word weiner

When someone or something is difficult or problematic.

God this is such a word weiner right now!

by weinerfan October 9, 2024

Weiner Wacking

When a male tapes a razor blade to his penis and spins it in a circular motion to trip the pubes of a female.

Maddy needed help so I showed her my Weiner Wacking skills.

by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018

Teeth Weiner

When you get carried away humping somebody's face and end up scraping your dick too hard on their teeth.

Oh man I ended up with a teeth weiner after last night with Kendra.

by BubbyFlay July 20, 2016