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squeals on wheels

When a person is so morbidly obese they use a scooter or wheelchair to travel instead of walking.
Careful, squeals on wheels in the crosswalk.
by Jofig December 4, 2015
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Wheel Washer

Someone who is not that great at there job, but gets to keep their emplyment by cleaning the wheels of their boss's truck
Fred: "Man Hayden does fuck all, how does he keep his job?"
Tony: "Coz the guys a fucking wheel washer"
by Evetsmahluc August 3, 2020
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scroll wheel

by Dick_Chocola May 7, 2015
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whiffer wheel

a hippo tht thinks its a camel
by Jeff Hoppens November 22, 2007
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Ghost Wheel

When a persons gf/bf is not able to attend a non declared date, with a group of friends who all happen to be couples, because they are in a long distance relationship.
Example:
At a table of friends.
Deanna: "You guys want to come to a movie tonight?"
Mike: "Ya sure i'll come!"
Deanna: "Great! Text ya with the details later!"

Later that day.

Deanna: "Hey Mike, the movie is at 8."
Mike: "Ok, cool. Who all is coming?"
Deanna: "Daph & Bry, Amy & James, Kozy & I"

Mike: "Ohhhh... ok, thinking in head yeah i'll be the Ghost Wheel..., but movie will be amazing, to bad my girlfriend Hillary and I aren't in the same city :(
by mj2borla November 26, 2010
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sex on wheels

A Lotus Elise.
A Jaguar E-Type.
A Shelby Cobra.
A Ferrari 250 Testa Rossa.
A Pagani Zonda.

Any car that is amazingly beautiful, graceful, fast, and curvy. In a word, a "hot" car. A car that is "sex on wheels" turns heads, elicits wolf-whistles, and inspires song, poetry, and envy.

Alternatively, "sex on wheels" is the bikini-clad model leaning against the most expensive prototype at a car show.
Gearhead to friend, on seeing a really hot car: "Damn, sex on wheels."
by smidgen2 June 13, 2021
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Training Wheels

A girl that a guy calls for the sole purpose of getting a blowjob and nothing else. He calls, she comes over and gives him a blowjob, and then she leaves. Usually, the girl swallows too, as training wheels are something drama-free, fast, mind-blowing, enjoyable, and not "messy". The guy must have contacted this girl (his "training wheels") at least a few times to get head from this girl (and succeeded) for her to be considered "training wheels". Also used as a term of endearment for a girl who is a dick-sucking professional. Girls can also refer to themselves as "his training wheels" if they are so inclined to. A "set" of training wheels is when you have a team of two or more girls that comes over to suck your dick at the same time, whenever you want.
Example #1: I gotta get home and put on my training wheels, it's been a hell of a day.
Example #2: You should see my new set of training wheels. Jessica and Christina are the best.
Example #3: My training wheels disappeared recently and I need to replace them like stat.
Example #4: She's not my girlfriend, Marcy is my girlfriend. Lauren is my training wheels.
by Emmalikes April 17, 2022
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