UNFILTERFENDED

When you have a photo taken by/with a group of close friends and they filter their faces and leave your face unfiltered?!

TO MY FRIENDS WHEN THEY TAKE A PHOTO OF US BUT BEFORE POSTING ON SOCIAL MEDIA, FILTER THEIR FACES AND LEAVE MINE OUT! I MUST SAY I FEEL UNFILTERFENDED!

by fffs December 19, 2022

Unfatable

A person or thing who no matter what cannot get fat

Yo man Brad is literally unfatable!

by GMCguy2004 December 27, 2022

unfuckwithable

when you’ve been pushed beyond your limit and all you feel is rage and see is red.

julian: “why is peter shaking and pulling his hair out?”
fox: “because he is unfuckwithable right now.”

by cumbutter29 April 8, 2023

unfortunately, or fortunately.

When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.

Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?

Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*

by nocharge May 15, 2023

Unfirtugante

Someone who horribly misspells "Unfortunate" that poor soul. Somehow they are so bad at spelling they need to go back to Nursery.

Sierra: "Wow thats unfirtugante"

Kelly: "What?"

Sierra: "I mean unfortunate"

by Explosive_Explosivo June 21, 2023

Unfiltered Friend

The friend who is unencumbered or reserved, completely open and honest with any personal information as well as personal preferences. They often demonstrate that by stepping over the line and providing Too Much Information.

After spending some time together on a car ride sarah went from being a friend to an unfiltered friend; I know too much about her.

by itsDAMgood August 22, 2023

Unforch

The shortened version of "Unfortunate".

Josh: Hey man, I really need to borrow 20 dollars.

Ted: Damn dude wish I could help but I'm broke unforch.

by SupremeDrizzle October 9, 2023