cotton topper

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.

We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.

by anonymous December 25, 2021

lemonade topper

Think of it as fucking taking a piss in the tank of a toilet. Like an upper decker but with piss.

He did a lemonade topper in yo toilet man.

Fuck I know shit sucks

by Mrs. Simms January 7, 2022

toooo_toneee

Black guy obsessed with professional fighting and cars…

Why do you know toooo_toneee

Hell naw

I would’ve thought so

by Francis Ngannou March 10, 2022

God-Topper

A GT is a person who likes to top any story you happen to tell him. Rather than being opportunistic and topping a story after hearing your story, the God-topper will ask a series of questions setting himself up to top your story.

Every time I tell Jim a story he tells me a story trying to top my story. Frank is a God-Topper, he gets you to tell him a story just to top it after.

Ex 2 Topper
Frank-“Hey Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”

J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”

Ex3 Godtopper

Jim-

Hey have you ever gone to the bar and gotten sick?

Frank-

“Totally, Ya I have! Did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”.

Jim-

J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”

by The Book of Grimy -Dizzle July 25, 2022

Bletameh topher

When a Spanish person takes a bean shit and they y’all out bletameh gatta

Hey meeester I was taking a mean bletameh topher and my asshole squirted re fried beans all over the gringo bowl

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

Up topped

When you catch the ball over someone in football

Paul got up topped by Deandre in the end zone yesterday

by Knight55 September 26, 2022

igloo toppers

big round breasts that are cold

jeeez look at the igloo toppers on that

by Stevie Walsh November 2, 2022