titalist

when a girl is laying down with her body in front of you and shes licking your balls while you jerk off, then you cum and yell out "four!!!!" and you try to land it as close to her pussy as you can (this is funnier if the girl has some amount of pubic hair)

Hey baby how about we go back to my place and you let me give you a Titalist?

by John Vell February 25, 2009

Titanic

The tragedy of a large cruise ship that began to sunk after hitting an ice berg, and the movie named after it.

That movie Titanic had a lot of holes in it.
No pun intended.

by Headladn June 27, 2014

[dirty tita]

when a lady is so drunk, goes into the bathroom,pisses and shits all on herself and the bathroom floor, then falls hits her face of the sink and gets knocked out. Then a man walks in and takes advantage of her using her shit as lube.

Joe: Hey, kyle you heard what happend at Matts party
Kyle: Naw what?
Joe: Lisa got shitfaced and Tom pulled a dirty tita
Kyle:Man thats fucked up

by pdubski January 12, 2009

beast titan

conor doyles alter ego.

is also a sex position where a hairy man throws baseballs at you while you tell your wife to "give up on her dreams and die"

Him "im the beast titan!!"
Me: " i didn't know you were into that"

by hotcoffeepot March 23, 2021

titanic

A sexual activity in which a woman is fisted both vaginally and anally simultaniously resembling the pumping action of the pistons in the titanic boiler room!

Rob: Wow! Becca's walking like John Wayne today today!
Tom: Yeah I dropped a titanic on her last night!

by Taffy! April 29, 2008

Titanic 2

Used to decribe a situation similar to that during the sinking of the Titanic. Can also be used as Titanic Too, though that sounds even stupider.

When it's really cold, when something goes horribly wrong, when something unexpected happens, etc.

It's like Titanic 2 in here!

by Lalalala! May 16, 2006

TitanRanger

Titanranger, a cool guy from mishicorp
he's a big fan of tokusatsu

titanranger hentai poop

by ramon December 26, 2004